Follower Seeker Gifts

"Anything new in social media, dear, or are you just pandering to your base?"

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Can't Touch This

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Elections in the USA

Pollster

Football supporters.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

The Great Divide.

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

'You have a friend request.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I hope it misses us!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...