Aspiring Followers Gifts

'Of course I understand that you want to follow you daddy's footsteps but I doubt that any employer will pay you for watching TV, eating crisps and drinking beer.'

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

". . . and they lived happily ever after. . . in an aspirational sort of way."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"The full partner look."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"You know, we're not getting any younger...I mean, pretty soon, we'll both be 16."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."