Aspiring Influencer Gifts

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Broke in the Time of Social Media

It's true that when you wish upon a star it makes no difference who you are, but it makes a big difference who you know.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"To-do list. Item one. Clear up the world's problems masterful tweet."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Creativity 2.0

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

Witches of Instagram

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor