Influencer Hopeful Gifts

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Changing Minds

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I only told a few friends."