Influencer Wannabe Gifts

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Changing Minds

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

Creativity 2.0

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor