Friendship Seeker Gifts

'You have a friend request.'

Social Networking Explained.

"I haven't a friend in the world."

"He can't wait to get outside and make five friends."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'It seems like Tweety and Sylvester should be friends ? after all, they both have speech impediments.'

"Maybe...we can be friends!?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Will I be your friend? I guess I don't have much of a choice."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'English, you say? Well, then, me being a Scottie, shall we have a go at being friends?'

'If only there was a way for the socially inadequate to feel like they had friends and a life.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I thought I'd hangout with you guys."

'No wonder I can't make any friends.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cling-On Dog

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Time for tea and friendship.

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pyjama party

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"