Imaginary Friend Seeker Gifts

"Prince Rupert wants an imaginary friend. So go find him one."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Balding gnomes

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'You have a friend request.'

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Monsters under a child's bed.

Social Networking Explained.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'