Imaginary Friend Seeker Pillows

"Prince Rupert wants an imaginary friend. So go find him one."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Balding gnomes

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'You have a friend request.'

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Monsters under a child's bed.

Social Networking Explained.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'