Imaginary Friend Fan Pillows

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'You're not old enough to borrow money, and even if you were, your imaginary playmate couldn't co-sign for you.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Balding gnomes

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Children's Personals'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"Now rise, Sir Potato Head."