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"I want to see other hallucinations."

'You're not old enough to borrow money, and even if you were, your imaginary playmate couldn't co-sign for you.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Children's Personals'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"

"Now rise, Sir Potato Head."

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Everyone go long and... um... oh yeah. Rusty will stay back and block.'