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'Children's Personals'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'His imaginary playmate got sent to juvie.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

Flowers Explosion!

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."