Imaginary Friend Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You're lucky to have an imaginary friend at all, don't expect stock tips too."

'How long have you had these imaginary friends, Chuck?'

'My invisible friend won't play with my imaginary friend!'

"So unlike other kids. When I was six, I had an imaginary broker."

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"Son, I'm afraid your mum and I prefer your imaginary friend, to you."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Everyone go long and... um... oh yeah. Rusty will stay back and block.'

Dorothy missed the Scarecrow the most and spent years trying to smack her head hard enough to see them again.

"... This imaginary, beautiful woman that visits you in the night... Does she have a friend?"

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Balding gnomes

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Arabian Nights.

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

Flowers Explosion!

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."