Imaginary Friends T-Shirts

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Monsters under a child's bed.

Flowers Explosion!

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

Oh, don't hurt it. Can't you trap it under a glass, or something?'

'Everyone go long and... um... oh yeah. Rusty will stay back and block.'

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."