Imaginary Friends Pillows

'The only thing wrong with you, Tom, is that you're almost too good to be true.'

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

Man talking to a tree.

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Monsters under a child's bed.

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'