Imaginary Friend Philosopher Pillows

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

Balding gnomes

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Rudolf Carnap

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'Children's Personals'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

"Careful, Blanch. I think he's up to something."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

Man talking to a tree.

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'One thing you've got to learn about life...you're not going to make many friends.'

Monsters under a child's bed.