Imaginary Friend Philosopher Mugs

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"All of my friends are imaginary."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Rudolf Carnap

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

'Children's Personals'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"They said it couldn't be done – I made a friend as an adult!"

Man talking to a tree.

'One thing you've got to learn about life...you're not going to make many friends.'

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'