Believer In Imaginary Friends T-Shirts

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Man talking to a tree.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

Flowers Explosion!

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."