Believer In Imaginary Friends Gifts

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'...and I see dozens, no, hundreds of dirty socks lying on the floor! And I see windowless cars filled with injured squirrels and blind cats, who take you to an oasis of bacon bits...'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'