Imaginary Friends Enthusiast Gifts

'You seem to have ALL the qualities we're looking for, Mr. Burke. You're not real, but we'll just have to work around that.'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

Flowers Explosion!

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'