Imaginary Friend Club Member Gifts

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Man talking to a tree.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"