Imaginary Friend Supporter Gifts

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Balding gnomes

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

'Children's Personals'

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Man talking to a tree.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

4th of July and PTSD

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'