Imaginary Friend Aficionado Gifts

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Balding gnomes

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'