Imaginary Friend Confidant Gifts

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"

Time for tea and friendship.

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Balding gnomes

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Children's Personals'

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Arabian Nights.

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

Man talking to a tree.

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'The malkin and the ouphe shared some malmsey.'

Promise you won't tell anyone that I like Ryan Beardsley? Of course. I'd die if anyone knew! Ryan B?!! LOL!!! Ha! R.B.? Not likely! Em! You promised not to say anything. I didn't I just texted! I just died!!

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

'If Larry didn't stay in touch with his imaginary childhood friends, he wouldn't have any clients at all.'