Imaginary Friend Advocate T-Shirts

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"You can always count on me."

Balding gnomes

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Man talking to a tree.

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

Flowers Explosion!

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Inequality Protests

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'