Imaginary Friend Advocate T-Shirts

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"You can always count on me."

Balding gnomes

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

'Children's Personals'

"Well, one of us has a problem!"

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'Wait a minute...You're the enchanted unicorn?'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Monsters under a child's bed.

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

Inequality Protests

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

Flowers Explosion!