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'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'Children's Personals'

Arabian Nights.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

Man talking to a tree.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

'You guys are real friends!'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

McHappy

Flowers Explosion!

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'Come on, I did it for you...'

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

"Apparently, Philip and his imaginary playmate are more or less the same weight and size."