Imaginary Friend Appreciator Prints

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Arabian Nights.

'Children's Personals'

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

Man talking to a tree.

'You guys are real friends!'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Yes, I was very popular as a child. I had lots of imaginary friends.'

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

McHappy

Flowers Explosion!

'I don't care if all your imaginary friends so have one. You're not getting one.'

"I want to see other hallucinations."

"I used to think he was my imaginary playmate till he stepped on Joey."

'Do you have any job references that aren't imaginary?'

'Come on, I did it for you...'