Friendship Explorer Gifts

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"Of course we still like you, Mark, but Joey has more friends on social media!"

'Oh, look...Facebook has added a new feature. Instead of 'unfriending,' you can now 'devalue' a friendship.'

Convergence

'Oh you know, the usual - Mice, rats... the occasional disloyal friend.'

"Listen, I like you and I like hanging out with you, but I'm getting more and more concerned about how your dad is looking at me..."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"Yeah, it's disappointing, but my mum also says we're not related: We can still be BFF though..."

Look...a friendly face.

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Friendship

Bill has an imaginary acquaintance.

'English you say? Well then, me being a Scottie, shall we have a go at being friends?'

'It's great having thousands of Facebook Friends, but I hadn't expected they'd all come for a visit at the same time!'

"Had Alicia not turned up I think I would have gone mad!"

"I can't believe it. This guy just moved here...and all the girls like him already?"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"