Friendship Explorer Gifts

'I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers, so, uh... tell me about yourself.'

"Of course we still like you, Mark, but Joey has more friends on social media!"

Convergence

'Oh you know, the usual - Mice, rats... the occasional disloyal friend.'

"Listen, I like you and I like hanging out with you, but I'm getting more and more concerned about how your dad is looking at me..."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"Yeah, it's disappointing, but my mum also says we're not related: We can still be BFF though..."

Look...a friendly face.

Simon hadn't been getting out engouh lately.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Friendship

Bill has an imaginary acquaintance.

'English you say? Well then, me being a Scottie, shall we have a go at being friends?'

"Had Alicia not turned up I think I would have gone mad!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Heart to heart talk.