Friendship Explorers Gifts

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I'm an atheist!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

His and Hers Wedding

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Heart to heart talk.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."