Online Friendship Explorer Gifts

Facebook 33 A.D.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Online Dating

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

Heart to heart talk.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Worm Bed

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Monogamy