Virtual Friend Explorer Gifts

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

'Children's Personals'

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

Man talking to a tree.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

Facebook 33 A.D.

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"