Virtual Friend Explorer Prints

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Juicy worms?! Oh yes, they're my favourites too..."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

'Children's Personals'

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Man talking to a tree.

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'I can't take all the credit. My childhood imaginary friend picked a lot of my stocks.'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

Facebook 33 A.D.

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Our insurance provider has requested that we use this green screen for our field trip."

Look...a friendly face.

"Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game."