Virtual Brotherhood Explorer Gifts

"I joined an online fraternity."

i-teddy

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

Surfing the Internet Wave.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

The Millennial Falcon.

The Kentucky Derby Zoom Race

Cat computer game.

"What I did on my summer vacation: Video games. The end."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

Wii Childbirth

'I'm still thankful to the online chatroom that we met each other and after all the years of being married it's time to tell you a secret: 'Blackhaired Witch' is not my real name!'