Bachelorhood Explorer Gifts

"Hi, I just got divorced, would you like a free tote and mug?"

Louis Armstrong

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Continuing education.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

The Spring Break Venus

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Exam Room.

Board? Weed a book.

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

Archeology 101.

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs