Bachelorhood Explorer Gifts

"Hi, I just got divorced, would you like a free tote and mug?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Continuing education.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

The Spring Break Venus

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Board? Weed a book.

Exam Room.

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Archeology 101.

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.