Bachelor Life Explorer Gifts

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It's not much of a treasure: No wonder you're still single...'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'...Please stop the...'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

The Spring Break Venus

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'What kind of...'

Sorry, I don't play footsie on the first date. Neither do I. I guess that leaves rats.

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Archeology 101.

How?

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

Life's Directions

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'

'Okey-doke,'