Bachelor Adventures Gifts

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What kind of...'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I've got the iron.'

'I'm coping.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'You just grew three inches.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

What goes on at home, stays at home.

"That's it?"

'I love to chase cars too!'

Deformed and damaged.

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"