Bachelorhood Enthusiasts Gifts

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'What kind of...'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I'm coping.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'This could be a new record!'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Darlene, we're both getting married. Let's throw a joint bachelorette party. Why? Plausible deniability. We'll each tell our spouses we want to have a prude pajama party. Then publicly blame each other when instead we get smelly drunk and go to a male strip show. You're a complete pig. Thanks. Wait 'til you hear my honeymoon idea.

'I love to chase cars too!'