Bachelorhood Enthusiasts Mugs

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I've got the iron.'

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

Cult films!

'I love to chase cars too!'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."