Bachelor Enthusiast Mugs

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'What kind of...'

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Cult films!

'This could be a new record!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'