Bachelor Living Enthusiast Mugs

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Bachelor Cake

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'