Bachelor Life Enthusiasts Mugs

'Do you mind if I use the same sun?'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Dang.'

Bachelor Cake

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I've got the iron.'

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'This could be a new record!'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

Deformed and damaged.

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'