Bachelor Life Enthusiasts Pillows

'Do you mind if I use the same sun?'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I've got the iron.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Deformed and damaged.

'I love to chase cars too!'

'This could be a new record!'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'