Bachelor Lifestyle Enthusiasts Pillows

'Yeah. I had to use the leaf blower.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I've got the iron.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Cult films!

'This could be a new record!'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'