Bachelor Lifestyle Lover Pillows

'What do you think?'

Cult films!

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

'I've got the iron.'

'How ironic.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Bachelor Cake

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'This could be a new record!'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.