Bachelor Lifestyle Appreciator Pillows

Deformed and damaged.

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What kind of...'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'This could be a new record!'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

Cult films!

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'