Bachelor Lifestyle Appreciator Gifts

Deformed and damaged.

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What kind of...'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

Bachelor Cake

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'This could be a new record!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

What goes on at home, stays at home.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Cult films!

'What's the old saying...'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'