Bachelor Lifestyle Aficionados Gifts

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Bachelor Cake

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'This could be a new record!'

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Cult films!

'I love to chase cars too!'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'