Bachelor Lifestyle Aficionados Gifts

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Cult films!

'I love to chase cars too!'

Deformed and damaged.

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'This could be a new record!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"