Bachelor Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

'Perhaps you shouldn't own a video phone.'

Celebrity anagram: I'm a merry bachelor (Answer: Michael Barrymore)

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Dang.'

Bachelor Cake

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I'm coping.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

Cult films!

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"