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'Perhaps you shouldn't own a video phone.'

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'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'This could be a new record!'