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'crackle snap crackle pop.'

You're being sent to a deserted island. Go on. But you can only take one condiment. What would it be? I know this. Not ketchup, or mustard, or mayo … Guacamole! Another bachelor quiz aced. I weep for humanity.

'You're one to talk!'

'He's a living legend. The most decorated carny in history.'

'I'm useless until my first pot of coffee.'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Dang.'

'I'm coping.'

Bachelor Cake

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'