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"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."

Bachelor expressing his opinion on children

'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'Dang.'

'It's the guy code.'

'What size?'

'This could be a new record!'

'Okay. let's roll.'

'Oops.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

Bachelor Cake

'I've got the iron.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Cult films!

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.